Mike Maddux – 1990 Topps

February 24, 2011

“He Ain’t Heavy…He’s My Brother.”

So on we go..

You know, Greg may have a lot of things. Cy Youngs, Gold Gloves, MVP votes, All-Star appearances, a World Series Ring, 355 career wins, accolades and laurels.

But I’ve got something he ain’t got.

A bitchin’ ‘stache. Greg couldn’t grow a mustache if you pumped 3,000 liters of testosterone and Rogaine into him.

Look at that mustache on me, boy…

Smooooooth. He’ll be singing this song until he dies…


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