Manny Lee – 1994 Upper Deck
December 20, 2010
…I heard you like phones so I put a phone in your phone so you can talk while you talk.
(Is the sign that a meme is officially over when wiseacre baseball card bloggers use it?)
Who is Manny Lee calling?
A. His agent – wondering how he can scam another team into signing him after his Texas contract is up? “I know I hit .220 with no power, walks or steals, but I look great in the uniform.”
B. The Franklin rep? “Dude, I’m wearing your shirt while some dude is taking my picture. It’ll be on a baseball card. Millions of kids will see it.”
C. Himself, in the year 2010. “Manny, I wanna warn ya. Your 1994 baseball card will have you talking on a cell phone that has an ANTENNA and is bigger than every phone you have now.”
D. His accountant? “Yeah, I got $1.9 million this season. What stocks should I buy? Put it all into GM, Worldcom and Enron.”
E. Two chicks?