Mike Maddux – 1990 Topps
February 24, 2011
“He Ain’t Heavy…He’s My Brother.”
So on we go..
You know, Greg may have a lot of things. Cy Youngs, Gold Gloves, MVP votes, All-Star appearances, a World Series Ring, 355 career wins, accolades and laurels.
But I’ve got something he ain’t got.
A bitchin’ ‘stache. Greg couldn’t grow a mustache if you pumped 3,000 liters of testosterone and Rogaine into him.
Look at that mustache on me, boy…
Smooooooth. He’ll be singing this song until he dies…
